Guest post, from an angry female.
I don't need to hog all the spotlight here people. I received a very evil, angry message, not directed at me, about men and their current trends in fashion. So much so, rather than try to post about it on my own, I am letting her become my
drumroll please
FIRST GUEST POST- wahoooooooooooooooooo
champagne and confetti everywhere.
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I really think we need to find a way to wipe out all the guido's on this planet!
I went out last night and as i was waiting to get in (not on line of course.. haha) there were these two.. well.. GUIDO'S in front of me. With the orange tan, armani exchange shirts, and Sonic hair-do's. How do they see themselves the least bit presentable? Their clones eventually came (some shorter, some skinnier, fatter, some balding - yet STILL managed that Sonic do, and some with different armani logo's) and it took me a minute to take it all in b/c i never thought i would ever see the worst of them. Under the light, it looked as if they dusted their houses with their hair and one even had this white fuzz-thing going on on his ear from the excessive use of hairspray! DIIIIIIIIISGUSTING!!!
I almost don't mind the mullet/mohawk do's that are all over europe compared to these guys! It's a damn shame!
So I guess my question is.. why would anybody EVER want that guido look? It was played out 10 years ago and do they even know how badly they're made fun of? In fact, I don't even remember when it was cool.. i guess i'm too young! Which is my point exactly.. There's a whole site dedicated to them! (i forgot the name of it)
Ooohh Dane, this all comes down to what you hate most.. people trying sooo hard to fit in when we're born to stand out!
My favorite also are the "True Life: I'm on Steroids" guys. That same night there was this 4'2" juiced up armani shirt-wearing faggot that was hopping around flexing his arms and doing some sort of chicken dance! He thought he was soooooo cool! If I had the chance to tell him he wasn't.. ohh i would have!
Can you think of a way to wipe them out? Maybe posting that site everywhere will do the trick? OHH!! I think we should tar and feather them.. haha
Nice talking to you.
Mindy
P.S. i could have mentioned the idiotic girls out there.. but i really need to go to bed!
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Of course I need to add my own thoughts.
#1- this ends "Nice talking to you." Kinda funny if you think about it, since it wasn't a conversation, it really was just, her, talking, to me.
#2- short guys with muscles. First off, it is easier to build muscle mass with a shorter physique. Plus, those poor bastards have to make up for being vertically challenged somehow- their whole lives they spend in a veritable Napoleon-like state, it's an evil, bitter world. Women over 5'7" will probably continue to pass on by, and that just happens to be the more beautiful women in this world. So I can't blame them for trying to attract attention, whether it be with muscles, or belligerance.
-note: the same can be said of men balding in their 20s. They don't want to accept it for the most part, and those who opt not to just shave it off, need to attract attention away from their thinning hair and receding hairline. Na'mean?
#3 I blame some of you ladies for this guido thing. It's amazing how many of you are into that Gotti bullshit- those fucking guys are as smart as a rock on dope. They have inherited money, super, they will be broke in their 40s. And the fucking hair, my fucking god, you must be fucking kidding me. They take longer to get ready than you do, they look like fucking dolls- how much makeup do you honestly think they wear? Case in point, men will dress this way only because some women are really, really, into it. And it makes me want to vomit.
Thank you.
drumroll please
FIRST GUEST POST- wahoooooooooooooooooo
champagne and confetti everywhere.
==========================================================
I really think we need to find a way to wipe out all the guido's on this planet!
I went out last night and as i was waiting to get in (not on line of course.. haha) there were these two.. well.. GUIDO'S in front of me. With the orange tan, armani exchange shirts, and Sonic hair-do's. How do they see themselves the least bit presentable? Their clones eventually came (some shorter, some skinnier, fatter, some balding - yet STILL managed that Sonic do, and some with different armani logo's) and it took me a minute to take it all in b/c i never thought i would ever see the worst of them. Under the light, it looked as if they dusted their houses with their hair and one even had this white fuzz-thing going on on his ear from the excessive use of hairspray! DIIIIIIIIISGUSTING!!!
I almost don't mind the mullet/mohawk do's that are all over europe compared to these guys! It's a damn shame!
So I guess my question is.. why would anybody EVER want that guido look? It was played out 10 years ago and do they even know how badly they're made fun of? In fact, I don't even remember when it was cool.. i guess i'm too young! Which is my point exactly.. There's a whole site dedicated to them! (i forgot the name of it)
Ooohh Dane, this all comes down to what you hate most.. people trying sooo hard to fit in when we're born to stand out!
My favorite also are the "True Life: I'm on Steroids" guys. That same night there was this 4'2" juiced up armani shirt-wearing faggot that was hopping around flexing his arms and doing some sort of chicken dance! He thought he was soooooo cool! If I had the chance to tell him he wasn't.. ohh i would have!
Can you think of a way to wipe them out? Maybe posting that site everywhere will do the trick? OHH!! I think we should tar and feather them.. haha
Nice talking to you.
Mindy
P.S. i could have mentioned the idiotic girls out there.. but i really need to go to bed!
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Of course I need to add my own thoughts.
#1- this ends "Nice talking to you." Kinda funny if you think about it, since it wasn't a conversation, it really was just, her, talking, to me.
#2- short guys with muscles. First off, it is easier to build muscle mass with a shorter physique. Plus, those poor bastards have to make up for being vertically challenged somehow- their whole lives they spend in a veritable Napoleon-like state, it's an evil, bitter world. Women over 5'7" will probably continue to pass on by, and that just happens to be the more beautiful women in this world. So I can't blame them for trying to attract attention, whether it be with muscles, or belligerance.
-note: the same can be said of men balding in their 20s. They don't want to accept it for the most part, and those who opt not to just shave it off, need to attract attention away from their thinning hair and receding hairline. Na'mean?
#3 I blame some of you ladies for this guido thing. It's amazing how many of you are into that Gotti bullshit- those fucking guys are as smart as a rock on dope. They have inherited money, super, they will be broke in their 40s. And the fucking hair, my fucking god, you must be fucking kidding me. They take longer to get ready than you do, they look like fucking dolls- how much makeup do you honestly think they wear? Case in point, men will dress this way only because some women are really, really, into it. And it makes me want to vomit.
Thank you.
posted by official dynasty at
5:36 PM
5 Comments:
Mindy forgot to mention the overplucked eyebrows. Some guys have expression of constant alarm due to tweezer trauma.
In the ladies' defense, Dane, I must say that many times these guido hemmoroids get play because it's from 14 year old slutted up prosti-tots, thinking they're "like so super awesome and like rock at life" because they managed to bag a mini-Gotti. Blech. You gotta admit girls these days are investing in "chicken cutlets" (I hope you know what this reference is) and the like at earlier and earlier ages these days. BTW, I just made myself sound like an old haggy wench.
There is a site out that I know of. Its called njguido.com and it is friggin pathetic! Its kind of funny too...you should check it out
oh god down with the guido, my hair looks like im constantly running, track suit im really broke but tan look... grraawwrr whatever happened to normal men(not as is these guido pricks are men) but average normal, smart .. god i could go on forever men.. its very sad and thank god i dont live in long island.
Super color scheme, I like it! Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing this wonderful site with us.
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