My life, the soap opera
Sometimes I wish I could recreate my life as a soap opera. Even the mundane tasks such as driving to work (I do sign in the car, that would be entertaining). Of course, a large breasted beautiful Latina woman would get to fill the role of myself. And seeing as I am topless most of the time, she will just have to get used to the character. That is the core of acting, to become that which you portray. That and she would have to have a ton of pillow fights/jello wrestling/basically, any excuse for her to be giggling and playing with another woman in a sensual situation.
That, and I would go out of my way to get Bumble Bee Man from the Simpsons. He is pure gold, baby.
I think I would call it "Danes of our Lives" Because, at least 2 of you think that's funny. And for the 300 others confused right now, it's okay. I told you huffing glue would catch up to you someday. Now wipe that drool off your chin.
There also would have to be a lot of gun fights. I, of course, do not need a gun, for I am ninja. But to stealthily kill everyone would take me like .2 seconds and that doesn't make for great tv. That, and the recoil on the gun would make my Latina breasts bounce.
Speaking of ninja, I must warn you people, all this talk about Chuck Norris is going to cause a war. Apparently, drunk in San Diego, we wouldn't stop talking about Chuck Norris. It's true, of course, that the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris nightly before bed. I wouldn't blame him. So my friend bought a carnation because he is into low-budget roses that semi-bums will attempt to peddle when they see drunk people stumbling and attempting to get ass, while most likely they will end up in a pool of their own [fill in appropriate bodily fluid] So my buddy, he buys this overpriced weed and is trying to give it to a girl. But no, Chuck Norris wouldn't let someone be so ghetto, or so lame. I was one with Mr Norris, he spoke to me through God. I struck down upon that flower with the most accurate, fastest judo chop one has ever seen (though it was merely a blur to the naked eye). And let me tell you, that flower turned bitch and split like wet pine. I then proceeded to snag the sharpened stem out of the air and stab my other friend in the dome with it. Point is, Chuck Norris causes weapons of mass destruction, be careful with your overly liberal use of his name in attempts at humor. Because kids, no one that loses an eye, is laughing with you.
That, and I would go out of my way to get Bumble Bee Man from the Simpsons. He is pure gold, baby.
I think I would call it "Danes of our Lives" Because, at least 2 of you think that's funny. And for the 300 others confused right now, it's okay. I told you huffing glue would catch up to you someday. Now wipe that drool off your chin.
There also would have to be a lot of gun fights. I, of course, do not need a gun, for I am ninja. But to stealthily kill everyone would take me like .2 seconds and that doesn't make for great tv. That, and the recoil on the gun would make my Latina breasts bounce.
Speaking of ninja, I must warn you people, all this talk about Chuck Norris is going to cause a war. Apparently, drunk in San Diego, we wouldn't stop talking about Chuck Norris. It's true, of course, that the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris nightly before bed. I wouldn't blame him. So my friend bought a carnation because he is into low-budget roses that semi-bums will attempt to peddle when they see drunk people stumbling and attempting to get ass, while most likely they will end up in a pool of their own [fill in appropriate bodily fluid] So my buddy, he buys this overpriced weed and is trying to give it to a girl. But no, Chuck Norris wouldn't let someone be so ghetto, or so lame. I was one with Mr Norris, he spoke to me through God. I struck down upon that flower with the most accurate, fastest judo chop one has ever seen (though it was merely a blur to the naked eye). And let me tell you, that flower turned bitch and split like wet pine. I then proceeded to snag the sharpened stem out of the air and stab my other friend in the dome with it. Point is, Chuck Norris causes weapons of mass destruction, be careful with your overly liberal use of his name in attempts at humor. Because kids, no one that loses an eye, is laughing with you.
posted by official dynasty at
8:44 AM
5 Comments:
of course, all latinas in soap operas are beatiful & big breasted. And horrid actors ;-)
yeah but no one is listening to the words out of their mouths
that maybe due to the wretched dialouge. have you ever tried to watch a spanish language soap? they are way, way more over the top than any episode of Days of Our Lives.
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