Quickie
I'm not sure why she is interested. But hey, the reader will not be denied (I'm the internet version of Star, deal with it)
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do men really compare penis size in the locker room?
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In a word, yes. We also have contests to see who has the smallest. But the favorite thing to do is put on some 80s music and start swinging them to see who has the best mobility. Kinda like how you women do with hula hoops, only way weirder.
Actually, I went out of my way to make sure I never saw penis in high school locker rooms. But that does bring up an interesting idea. I want to know at what age, does the male decide, "Fuck it, I dont care if anyone sees my cock" ??? Because gym locker rooms in high school are WAY way waywyaywyawyaywyawawayyyyyyyy different than gym locker rooms now, say, at my gym. I went in the other night and was surrounded by 4 naked, fat men. I would call them ugly too but that means I took the time to check them out.
It's not even like they have nice bodies and maybe some bi-curiousity going on. It's just fat naked men flopping around and making me uneasy in the weirdest way. I know women have that problem too, but at least if you walk by a naked woman, no matter how fat she is, she can't brush up parts of her body against you, making you want to sanitize until the day you die. I swear, if one of those things ever comes in contact with me, instant OCD. I will scrub until I lose skin.
So dear EVERYONE who goes to the gym. Have some respect, hide your hairy balls and floppy tats because no one, I mean no one, wants to see them. And it's not hard to hide. Just make the extra effort so that I don't have to induce vomiting before lifting (it's not good for my teeth)
Thank you
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do men really compare penis size in the locker room?
===================
In a word, yes. We also have contests to see who has the smallest. But the favorite thing to do is put on some 80s music and start swinging them to see who has the best mobility. Kinda like how you women do with hula hoops, only way weirder.
Actually, I went out of my way to make sure I never saw penis in high school locker rooms. But that does bring up an interesting idea. I want to know at what age, does the male decide, "Fuck it, I dont care if anyone sees my cock" ??? Because gym locker rooms in high school are WAY way waywyaywyawyaywyawawayyyyyyyy different than gym locker rooms now, say, at my gym. I went in the other night and was surrounded by 4 naked, fat men. I would call them ugly too but that means I took the time to check them out.
It's not even like they have nice bodies and maybe some bi-curiousity going on. It's just fat naked men flopping around and making me uneasy in the weirdest way. I know women have that problem too, but at least if you walk by a naked woman, no matter how fat she is, she can't brush up parts of her body against you, making you want to sanitize until the day you die. I swear, if one of those things ever comes in contact with me, instant OCD. I will scrub until I lose skin.
So dear EVERYONE who goes to the gym. Have some respect, hide your hairy balls and floppy tats because no one, I mean no one, wants to see them. And it's not hard to hide. Just make the extra effort so that I don't have to induce vomiting before lifting (it's not good for my teeth)
Thank you
posted by official dynasty at
10:17 PM
3 Comments:
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The old, gross women at my gym are just as bad. I try to be in and out of the locker room at lightening speeds. Of course, it isn't the women with the nice bodies (which, even though I am as straight as they come, I would RATHER see than the others...)...it just doesn't make me comfortable to see these nasty broads bending and stretching next to me in their birthday suits...using the hand dryer to dry their hair...down there. I swear...nothing is sacred anymore!!
OMG you are Hilarious. But I’ve go to agree with jesmo women are just as filthy. Rubbing their sloppy breast on you(accidentally oh, I'm sorry baby these things have a mind of there own now days)as they slide by you they do it all the time.
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