Double, standards, galore.

This involves alcohol. What doesn't these days?
People try to get other people drunk for multiple reasons. Sometimes it's for sex, let's be serious. Sometimes it's because no one likes to be drunk alone. Sometimes you want your friends to pass out so you can draw on them. Sometimes you know someone in AA who hasn't had a beer in 3 months and you just want to see them off the wagon again. That last one is plain evil, people.

So men spend a great deal of time, and money, trying to get women drunk. At bars, at house parties, sports games, at the gym (?) anywhere women are and men can convince them to down a beer or eight shots of tequila. So it's automatically assumed, when a guy is trying to get a gal, or a group of gals drunk, that he wants some action. Why does it have to be that way? To be honest, I have had gals, try to get this guy drunk. What does that mean? Can't be that they want to hook up, right? Cause only men have those evil intentions. Is it to draw on me? That's a waste of alcohol, as women biologically take less alcohol to get drunk. Look it up if you think you're a tough guy and that I'm full of shit. There is a naturally produced enzyme in the stomach that breaks down alcohol before it would reach the blood stream. Men happen to have nearly twice the amount of that enzyme. (IT'S TRUE) One more reason for women to stop saying they can outdrink any man. Because now, you have to check for an adam's apple, when that bold statement is made.

Back to the analysis. Maybe I am asking you women, what are your evil intentions? Do you want us to pass out so you can steal our wallets? That is rather hooker-ish.

Maybe some of you really do want to hook up. Here's the thing. You don't need to get a guy drunk to get some action. Unfortunately the same is not always true for us men. However, I guess there could be some inadequacies on the surface that you hide under a double shot of vodka, which might make you feel more comfortable hooking up with the man- your drinking partner for the night? Maybe he motivates you to get so hammered your shirt falls off and your head falls straight into his lap. Maybe. Or it might come full circle with my dastardly hate for the worlds slut and whore that we throw about like a used cond.....iment packet. Maybe the drinking helps them to surpress these unfortunate evil feelings. Each probably has their own unique situation. I was once told by a guy friend in college that some girl got he and another guy hammered one night. Even gave him some random pills. The problem is, he woke up and said he felt weird and could have sworn she was taking pictures at some point. Now that, is plain creepy. So ladies, if you want weird pictures of men in compromising positions.... JUST ASK!