I warned you!!!!!
Disclaimer: This will be a read. I do not change the [screen] names to protect the innocent. Fuck that, no one is innocent. Here is a "fan" that decided to start off the conversation being a smartass to me. Aww, cute. But then I decided to turn on the fire, and boy, it was a 5 alarm blaze. The best part is, I wasn't trying to be hilarious, I just happen to be amazing sometimes. Haha
Lola041680: Dane says, blah blah blah....hahahah...(yawn);-)
THA WU 143: uh
THA WU 143: dear smartass
Lola041680: u like it
THA WU 143: nope
THA WU 143: blow me
THA WU 143: :-D
Lola041680: eeeehhh nah im good
THA WU 143: arent you on point
Lola041680: eat me:-)
THA WU 143: nope
THA WU 143: not unless it tastes good
THA WU 143: sorry
Lola041680: you'll want the recipe....oooohhhh..lol
THA WU 143: uhh
Lola041680: oh snap..did u just say ..sorry??..
THA WU 143: yeah i didnt mean sorry for being a douche
THA WU 143: i meant sorry, you might have to douche
Lola041680: hahaha..duh......
Lola041680: no need ,,vaginas are self cleansing...mr.know it all i expected a little more from you!!!
Lola041680: heehee
THA WU 143: oh ms know it all
THA WU 143: you should know plenty about ph imbalances then
THA WU 143: that thing isnt always so fresh and so clean clean
Lola041680: why yes
THA WU 143: yeah so shut it
THA WU 143: its not a dishwasher
THA WU 143: its more like a pussy cat, it cleans itself when it can, but that doesnt always mean its good to go
Lola041680: so so u douche and it rids you of natural cleansing agents..its not neccesary unless for medical reasons
THA WU 143: my original point was bashing smelly twat
THA WU 143: can we stick to the subject
Lola041680: im tellin u...DOUCHE ...bad......SOAP...good
THA WU 143: I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA
Lola041680: wait..what..u ..dont?
THA WU 143: and if i wake up with one i am so going to be pissed at god and never pray again
THA WU 143: unless we're talking 24 hours of having a vagina and being a hot girl
Lola041680: now im confused..hahahahahha
THA WU 143: then im taking off work and masturbating
THA WU 143: unless im a hot girl with my eyebrows, that would be weird
Lola041680: its not that great.......
THA WU 143: 4 times better during intercourse, blah blah
Lola041680: ya it would ..do u have a bert..u wax those bad boys??
THA WU 143: give me your ability to have multiples and we'll talk
THA WU 143: waxing is for metros
Lola041680: maximum ability
Lola041680: so ur not metro??
THA WU 143: do you think before you type? im not sure you furnish complete thoughts
THA WU 143: im alpha male, i keep it clean but i dont have more products than you
Lola041680: yes i DOOOOOO
THA WU 143: actually i might, apparently you're smelly
Lola041680: alpha male....heeeheeee
THA WU 143: who uses soap? loser
THA WU 143: its all about body wash
THA WU 143: welcome to 2006
Lola041680: apparently...u smelled me lately?? let me find out..
THA WU 143: guys dont smell their balls
THA WU 143: weirdo
Lola041680: loser..soap?? nice try..duh i use both......
THA WU 143: you say duh a lot
Lola041680: u said i smell!!? how would u know?
THA WU 143: youre stuck in the 90s
Lola041680: uh...no....
THA WU 143: i like you more when youre defensive
Lola041680: havent worn my scrunchies in a while and the NKOTB posters are long gone
Lola041680: oh really??......i think u just like tryin to piss me off!!
THA WU 143: seems like youre better at giving it than taking it
THA WU 143: i wonder how that works in bed
Lola041680: hahahaha..you'll never know..
THA WU 143: SAY IT AIN'T SO
THA WU 143: MY HOPES AND DREAMS
Lola041680: eeeh i can take it..you've been dishin it out pretty hard
THA WU 143: CRUSHED, DESTROYED, MURDERED, PILLAGED, in a single sentence
Lola041680: you should kill yourself now
THA WU 143: i need to masturbate
Lola041680: and look at my picture while doing it
THA WU 143: im not into vomiting while playing with myself, thats a little too kinky
Lola041680: ouch......!!
THA WU 143: send me naked pictures and maybe
THA WU 143: naked pictures of your best friend
THA WU 143: that is
Lola041680: ooh that hurt....hold on give me a minute ..i gotta get my tissues..think i feel a tear building up...
THA WU 143: dude if we were keeping score its like 123919399 to 3
THA WU 143: i need a tissue also but thats because i need to play with myself
Lola041680: no way dude its totally like 457676775 (me) to ehh ill give you hmm..4
THA WU 143: i wasnt comparing sexual partners
Lola041680: yea my best friend is hot..i'd do her..hahahaha
Lola041680: neither was I..eew
THA WU 143: ill do her too, give her my number
THA WU 143: im out
Lola041680: LATA..
========================================================
Amen. Hope you enjoyed.
Lola041680: Dane says, blah blah blah....hahahah...(yawn);-)
THA WU 143: uh
THA WU 143: dear smartass
Lola041680: u like it
THA WU 143: nope
THA WU 143: blow me
THA WU 143: :-D
Lola041680: eeeehhh nah im good
THA WU 143: arent you on point
Lola041680: eat me:-)
THA WU 143: nope
THA WU 143: not unless it tastes good
THA WU 143: sorry
Lola041680: you'll want the recipe....oooohhhh..lol
THA WU 143: uhh
Lola041680: oh snap..did u just say ..sorry??..
THA WU 143: yeah i didnt mean sorry for being a douche
THA WU 143: i meant sorry, you might have to douche
Lola041680: hahaha..duh......
Lola041680: no need ,,vaginas are self cleansing...mr.know it all i expected a little more from you!!!
Lola041680: heehee
THA WU 143: oh ms know it all
THA WU 143: you should know plenty about ph imbalances then
THA WU 143: that thing isnt always so fresh and so clean clean
Lola041680: why yes
THA WU 143: yeah so shut it
THA WU 143: its not a dishwasher
THA WU 143: its more like a pussy cat, it cleans itself when it can, but that doesnt always mean its good to go
Lola041680: so so u douche and it rids you of natural cleansing agents..its not neccesary unless for medical reasons
THA WU 143: my original point was bashing smelly twat
THA WU 143: can we stick to the subject
Lola041680: im tellin u...DOUCHE ...bad......SOAP...good
THA WU 143: I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA
Lola041680: wait..what..u ..dont?
THA WU 143: and if i wake up with one i am so going to be pissed at god and never pray again
THA WU 143: unless we're talking 24 hours of having a vagina and being a hot girl
Lola041680: now im confused..hahahahahha
THA WU 143: then im taking off work and masturbating
THA WU 143: unless im a hot girl with my eyebrows, that would be weird
Lola041680: its not that great.......
THA WU 143: 4 times better during intercourse, blah blah
Lola041680: ya it would ..do u have a bert..u wax those bad boys??
THA WU 143: give me your ability to have multiples and we'll talk
THA WU 143: waxing is for metros
Lola041680: maximum ability
Lola041680: so ur not metro??
THA WU 143: do you think before you type? im not sure you furnish complete thoughts
THA WU 143: im alpha male, i keep it clean but i dont have more products than you
Lola041680: yes i DOOOOOO
THA WU 143: actually i might, apparently you're smelly
Lola041680: alpha male....heeeheeee
THA WU 143: who uses soap? loser
THA WU 143: its all about body wash
THA WU 143: welcome to 2006
Lola041680: apparently...u smelled me lately?? let me find out..
THA WU 143: guys dont smell their balls
THA WU 143: weirdo
Lola041680: loser..soap?? nice try..duh i use both......
THA WU 143: you say duh a lot
Lola041680: u said i smell!!? how would u know?
THA WU 143: youre stuck in the 90s
Lola041680: uh...no....
THA WU 143: i like you more when youre defensive
Lola041680: havent worn my scrunchies in a while and the NKOTB posters are long gone
Lola041680: oh really??......i think u just like tryin to piss me off!!
THA WU 143: seems like youre better at giving it than taking it
THA WU 143: i wonder how that works in bed
Lola041680: hahahaha..you'll never know..
THA WU 143: SAY IT AIN'T SO
THA WU 143: MY HOPES AND DREAMS
Lola041680: eeeh i can take it..you've been dishin it out pretty hard
THA WU 143: CRUSHED, DESTROYED, MURDERED, PILLAGED, in a single sentence
Lola041680: you should kill yourself now
THA WU 143: i need to masturbate
Lola041680: and look at my picture while doing it
THA WU 143: im not into vomiting while playing with myself, thats a little too kinky
Lola041680: ouch......!!
THA WU 143: send me naked pictures and maybe
THA WU 143: naked pictures of your best friend
THA WU 143: that is
Lola041680: ooh that hurt....hold on give me a minute ..i gotta get my tissues..think i feel a tear building up...
THA WU 143: dude if we were keeping score its like 123919399 to 3
THA WU 143: i need a tissue also but thats because i need to play with myself
Lola041680: no way dude its totally like 457676775 (me) to ehh ill give you hmm..4
THA WU 143: i wasnt comparing sexual partners
Lola041680: yea my best friend is hot..i'd do her..hahahaha
Lola041680: neither was I..eew
THA WU 143: ill do her too, give her my number
THA WU 143: im out
Lola041680: LATA..
========================================================
Amen. Hope you enjoyed.
posted by official dynasty at
10:47 PM
9 Comments:
ugh, someone is awkward. why do people try so hard to be funny or smart? funny and smart are states of being, not activities to "try" - you either have it or you don't.
dane, how did you keep the conversation going? didn't you get bored and annoyed?
How in the hell do girls think it's okay to act like this? She seems like the type to giggle even as she says really obvious dumb things and keeps herself oblivious to that NO one finds her funny.
Seriously, fucking kudos to you for not blocking this retard.
That conversation doesn't even make sense. I am now less intelligent for having read that.
What a fucking mental patient. Aeriously, I'm ashamed to have a vagina.
Nice work, though. Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth.
that was hilarious! dane you're awesomeee
dear moron who had some shit to say
you are obviously attached to that rotting cuntbag
if you want to let it all hang out, be a tough guy and fucking reveal yourself, ill make you cry just as easy
um no, u will cry like your mom when she farted you out
"nooo, nooo, not a david schwimmer look alike, he will be made fun of his whole life for this"
ross, get a grip
ur nose is actually bigger than davids, un fucking real
by the way congrats on having 11 THOUSAND my space friends, 10 thousand of which are 14 and 15 yr old girls who you've never met let alone statuatory raped
lets not forget meghans law, when u move to brighton, ur gonna have to let all your neighbors know your a sexual offender, and the reason why myspace is always on the news, fuckin quagmire, u dont want it
NOW GO GET YOUR SHINEBOX, fuckin half a fag schwimmer look alike ass metro, stop being such a cunt and deleting my comments. scared that your 'fans" might find out that sum people DONT THINK YOUR FUNNY
maybe u can make enuff money from your blog this week to wax your eyebrows again, or maybe, u can pay for your mom to have an abortion next time she gets analized by david scwhimmer,
wow i jst realized, ur one of a kind, ur the first anally born baby, david schwimmer butted it in your moms and skeeted so much she actually got pregnant thru her ass, then farted out you, ross aka david junior!!!!!
get your fuckin shinebox, scrub
Hahah scrub..can we say 8th grade?
Actually, it's "Megan's Law," not "Meghan's Law." If you're going to insult someone, get it right.
And please, don't use Myspace to back up your claim. Myspace isn't cool anymore, and you're an idiot.
Nice work, Dane. Commendable. This guy's a retard, and you don't look like David Schwimmer. That much.
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