No, but seriously.

When I went to San Diego- my friend that lived there was ALL about a trip to Mexico. Luckily we never made it. Though the allure of $20 whores is amazing, there was something else he was interested in.
"Dude, we need to go see a donkey show!"
A donkey show... what is so fun about a bunch of donkeys? Do they do fun tricks? Wear little hats and dance around? What could it possibly be???

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ew.
Those same whores that you are trying to put your little rinky dink in are having sex with fucking donkeys. A DONKEY?! Cmon. Honestly, where did this whole farm sex thing start? I can see some redneck guy, divorced, sees women maybe once a year, and they laugh at his lack of teeth; I can see him having sex with a sheep. But a woman, even worse, an attractive woman, yearning for some ass? (LITERALLY) Where did that ever come about? I could envision a conversation

"Oh Julie... there just isn't passion in my life anymore. The guys don't hold doors for me, no flowers, no cuddling after sex. I feel so, so... used."
"Amy, you should have sex with a donkey"
"OMFG JULIE, you are a genius"

And there it went.
But honestly, was it a lonely woman? Why did others follow? What the hell do you go for after you have had horse penis? Is there intimacy I am missing? Are there chances for dirty talk? "Hey Mr Ed, tell me how tight I am!"
"Um.. neeeeehhhhhehehehehhehhhhhhhhhhhhh"- stomp stomp.

There must be something I am missing. Oh and one more thing, how do you have sex with a snake? Or do I just not want to know? And better yet, who pays to see a donkey show? Is it possible for people to masturbate to some smelly, hairy beast recklessly humping some woman, with hopes of procreating? Wait, I think I just described the average male porn star.

Anyway, yes I was thinking about this in the shower. And no, I didn't have an erection. Perverts.