The ol ex part DEUX

I never seem to get full thoughts out on here. My brain works too fast, I create my own form of ADD. Hey kudos to Reiche for coming back from the dead. The whole irony between us is that he has lived in Boston, I have lived in... well let's call it the Tri-State area. I was always planning on moving up there, so he and I could rock out like we were college roomates again. So, as most of you know, I am moving to Boston now. Well.... Reiche is moving to the Tri-State area. So, now, we are trading a NON-Sox fan up to Boston for a NON-Yankees fan. hum
moving on!

Getting back with your ex is not a victimless crime. Men know that the best women to flirt with are the ones fresh out of relationships. And no, not because we love your baggage, because we seem to love emotional weakness. So maybe you really are a nice guy, there's a possibility that could be true- but you are extra nice when you know she is fresh out of a breakup.... am I wrong? Just be careful, she might be doing it to spite him- sticking it to him by pretending she's gonna let you stick it in her. Then you start to get close, flirting increases, heck- she might even kiss ya. But be very, very, very careful. Because she might push you away once things get hot. NO, I CAN'T- I love him too much. Oh boy, go back and read my blog, find the appropriate objection, and work past it. It's like being a salesman if you're any good- but you probably aren't. The next day she has an away message about loving and missing her pookie and your blue balls will just have to move on, my friend.
WE are the victim! You women will use us for company, something fresh, until you get back with that old flame- bastards. Men, however, will get back with their ex, not tell you, probably continue to have a mistress, and then when it gets serious (like buying a house together, or a dog, something like that) he will tell you to scram. With women, you are bunk again from the start. And then what? The relationship probably won't last... but you are long gone and she is on flirting with another. Or what if she comes back to you? Do you give it another shot? Or are you then considered a form of ex, and know it will only lead to her getting back with someone else? Oh the vicious cycle. At least if you're with a man who gets back in a relationship, and it fails, you won't know. One day he will just start being extra nice again, like the day you met (or dry humped or whatever you did, you perverts) Is it sometimes better to be ignorant? Guess it depends on the situation.

My head is spinning from the possibilities. Just do me a favor, don't call me Dance. Two different people sending me IMs lastnight somehow called me Dance. I don't even get the need for the extra keystroke. Cmon now. Then two different people happened to talk to me about saran wrap. What is going on? Is it the end of the world? If so, I better hurry, I have at least three things to accomplish before that happens.