Here's a random trend

The friggin sunglasses. Ladies, don't get me wrong, they can look great on you- but HOW deceptive. Sunglasses these days are covering up 3/4 of your face. You might as well wear a mask. Not just does it look tacky a lot, but walking around with your huge sunglasses is intimidating. Yep, I'm scared to see what's under there. Because if you are hiding it, there must be something to hide.

Today for example- we went out to a restaurant by Harvard to eat. Good Mexican food, and a couple margaritas. Walking in, my roomate nudges me and points out the bleached blonde girl walking across the street. She was pretty tall, long legs, looked attractive. Big ass sunglasses though, of course- you just have to keep up with the trends to be cool. Anyway, we went in, had a few drinks and ate, and I looked over and saw they were a few tables away. I was wondering where the attractive girl was that had walked in, it looked like her ugly twin sister had eaten her and changed into her clothing. Then I realized- ah yes, she took off her sunglasses. And underneath was a quasi-Albino, rather unattractive face. Tiny eyes and almost white eyebrows/eyelashes/mustache (wait... mustache?) My original disposition had completely changed in a matter of the two seconds it would take to remove the sunglasses- so uncool.

I have had this theory in the past, you can try it out also. Find an ugly person and tell them to wear sunglasses. I'm kidding. Am I? Seriously I think they can hide a lot. Think about it- the eyes will make or break a person's facial structure. Of course, there are things like warts on a nose or the aforementioned mustache that can already deem a face null and void of any aesthetic pleasure, but let's assume there are no big deformities. Normal size nose, nice smile, good cheekbones, whatever. But the eyes are covered up... hmmm. What could be under there? Bug eyes, crossed eyes, uneven eyes even? These sunglasses hide crazy eyebrows, or no eyebrows, eyes that are too far apart, too big for the face, too small for the face, too close together- I mean c'mon. I'm not being shallow here, just honest. Too honest? Likely- but tell me you haven't all thought the exact damn thing.


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Wear huge sunglasses if you are hot, trendy, popular, whatever. Just warn others if you are hiding something under there, it's only fair. But I guess makeup does the same trick.... oh boy