What's the big deal?
Boobs. What is the obsession? Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice set of breasts. But why is the fine ass so often overlooked? Let's examine.
It came back to life with Baywatch. Women in little tops jogging in slow motion with their jubblies bouncing back and forth, to and fro- ever think what kind of black eyes you would wind up with if she were to actually swing those in your face? My God you could lose an eye!
Everyone seems so obsessed with having a huge set of knockers these days. I don't like big boobs, not gonna lie. Big boobs have a way higher chance of being ass ugly. The bigger they are, the better chance for the whole saucer nipple phenomenon. There is also a MUCH much much higher chance that those puppies, unfurled, will sag and look weird from the side, from behind, upside down- whatever. A nice small breast is very unlikely to sag, will probably have a good nipple to breast ratio, bounce well in any given situation, and never lead you on. Much like women who are diving into a man's pants, hoping the thing is at least 6 (7?) inches, you just never know what you are going to get with a woman that appears to have a great huge set of bazoongas. Take for example the women that are so insecure they actually purchase these things called "water bras". I'm sorry, I had an ex who decided she needed to wear them. I think the first time I took it off, it nearly took my arm off. I started borrowing it from her to do bicep curls when I couldn't make it to the gym. The thing was the answer to global warming- fill up these bras with the melted polar caps- genius! But seriously, back to the subject.
You take that off, and wow, where did the boob go? Again, I am the one looking for a smaller chest, but let's talk about deception here. That's like if I were to stuff my pants with tube socks and brag about how I have to unwrap it from around my ankle before I take a piss (leave a piss?) It sets the complete wrong expectations. And all because everyone is obsessed with the large, often deformed, potentially more hairy and creepily preportioned areola breastasis. Ladies, show your itty bitty titties with pride, people still enjoy them. Just worry if you have chicken breasts because those are fucking weird and no guy is turned on by your huge sternum. SERIOUSLY!
Now let's talk about what is often overlooked and needs more attention- a wonderful behind. There is nothing to me more sexy on a woman than a great set of legs that leads up to a butt you can just bounce a fucking quarter off and into outer space. Cause no matter how hard a woman works at the gym, she isn't going to make a big difference in her milk bladders. But the ass, oh, she can be sculpted. And boy, is it ever a sign of hard work if a woman carries around a terrific pair of cheeks behind her. It takes a lot of attention, your body has to be at least a mini temple to get that thing to the level of protection. And think about it, what is really more fun in an intimate situation? The breasts are most likely ignored after the guy realizes he can get to and then past second base. Maybe a little tongue tease but c'mon. COME ON! How many times are you going to get to slap that ass? Spank the shit out of it, hopefully you aren't doing that with anything on her front side. Grab it when she is on top, marvel at how wonderful it is (plus the area is extremely sensitive and it will make her happy, lesson #123591939135 brought to you by Dane) If I could choose between never seeing a huge set of boobs again or never seeing a wonderful fine ass again, the choice appears to be simple. Bigguns are just asking for trouble.
It came back to life with Baywatch. Women in little tops jogging in slow motion with their jubblies bouncing back and forth, to and fro- ever think what kind of black eyes you would wind up with if she were to actually swing those in your face? My God you could lose an eye!
Everyone seems so obsessed with having a huge set of knockers these days. I don't like big boobs, not gonna lie. Big boobs have a way higher chance of being ass ugly. The bigger they are, the better chance for the whole saucer nipple phenomenon. There is also a MUCH much much higher chance that those puppies, unfurled, will sag and look weird from the side, from behind, upside down- whatever. A nice small breast is very unlikely to sag, will probably have a good nipple to breast ratio, bounce well in any given situation, and never lead you on. Much like women who are diving into a man's pants, hoping the thing is at least 6 (7?) inches, you just never know what you are going to get with a woman that appears to have a great huge set of bazoongas. Take for example the women that are so insecure they actually purchase these things called "water bras". I'm sorry, I had an ex who decided she needed to wear them. I think the first time I took it off, it nearly took my arm off. I started borrowing it from her to do bicep curls when I couldn't make it to the gym. The thing was the answer to global warming- fill up these bras with the melted polar caps- genius! But seriously, back to the subject.
You take that off, and wow, where did the boob go? Again, I am the one looking for a smaller chest, but let's talk about deception here. That's like if I were to stuff my pants with tube socks and brag about how I have to unwrap it from around my ankle before I take a piss (leave a piss?) It sets the complete wrong expectations. And all because everyone is obsessed with the large, often deformed, potentially more hairy and creepily preportioned areola breastasis. Ladies, show your itty bitty titties with pride, people still enjoy them. Just worry if you have chicken breasts because those are fucking weird and no guy is turned on by your huge sternum. SERIOUSLY!
Now let's talk about what is often overlooked and needs more attention- a wonderful behind. There is nothing to me more sexy on a woman than a great set of legs that leads up to a butt you can just bounce a fucking quarter off and into outer space. Cause no matter how hard a woman works at the gym, she isn't going to make a big difference in her milk bladders. But the ass, oh, she can be sculpted. And boy, is it ever a sign of hard work if a woman carries around a terrific pair of cheeks behind her. It takes a lot of attention, your body has to be at least a mini temple to get that thing to the level of protection. And think about it, what is really more fun in an intimate situation? The breasts are most likely ignored after the guy realizes he can get to and then past second base. Maybe a little tongue tease but c'mon. COME ON! How many times are you going to get to slap that ass? Spank the shit out of it, hopefully you aren't doing that with anything on her front side. Grab it when she is on top, marvel at how wonderful it is (plus the area is extremely sensitive and it will make her happy, lesson #123591939135 brought to you by Dane) If I could choose between never seeing a huge set of boobs again or never seeing a wonderful fine ass again, the choice appears to be simple. Bigguns are just asking for trouble.
posted by official dynasty at
1:59 AM
3 Comments:
love you ;)
My ex-bf was a total ass man, but maybe that's because he was a total ass. Ahem. Anyway, you do have a point, even though I do have quite the glorious rack, and my ass is so small I have to make my own seating arrangements at parties. This info is totally pointless.
i think you need to have a sit down with my boyfriend and explain to him what grabbing is.
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