Skinny Dudes, Fat Chicks

First, notice the title. It is that way for a reason. I didn't write "Skinny and Fat Combo Meal" or anything like that. It is very specific, skinny guys, and fat chicks. What the hell is the deal here? Is there something you all want to share with the rest of the class? What is up with all the skinny guys dating hefty babes (and I use the term babe very loosely...)? Is there a certain requirement? I can't even find a trend.

You don't see skinny babes with fat dudes. Even if the skinny babe is ugly. The only way this ever happens is if fat dude has money. Why? Because any chick can get guys, any time she wants. Guys can too, it's true, but ladies don't have to lower their standards nearly as much. Maybe that is the secret to this whole thing. But it still doesn't lend all the answers.

I know we've all heard it - fat chicks give better head. But do they? Does the always hungry joke really work? When was the last time you saw ANYONE eating a hot dog by shoving it in and out of their mouth and just sucking on the damn thing? Oh hell no. If you watch a fat, or even a skinny but hungry person eat, you know this isn't true. All teeth! ALL teeth. So stop telling me a fat chick is going to treat my dingaling like a hot italian sausage, cause that is about the last thing I want to hear.

Is it about insecurity? Are skinny guys so afraid of rejection and being left by their lovers that they seek out the best known, lowest self esteemed of them all?

Is it about saving the earth? Skinny people everywhere are throwing out too many leftovers? What better way to fix that problem than to date a garbage disposal/vacuum cleaner?

It can't be about sex, no way. I've already wondered how fat people have sex. Skinny people just have ugly sex, it's all awkward and bones are constantly cracking and ribs are in the way. But how do you combine the two? Can you ever really let her on top? It's clear that skinny people can fit in some pretty tight spaces.

I don't get it. Maybe I don't want to get it. You can't exactly ask your buddy this question either..
-Hey dude, so just wondering, why are you dating a fat chick?
The good news is, if you do get brave enough to ask, a punch to the face from a skinny guy might make you bleed a little but would also likely break his arm.