Quick rant on, what else, WOMEN

Dear men,
There are 5 words a woman can say that will absolutely cripple our soul, throw us into a tailspin of despair, and make us, for once, worry about something.

and no, it's not "you have a small penis", though that could be equally troubling at times.
no guys, it's those dreaded words "i think we should talk"

!@@!!$@..

the thing is, women are proven to be better communicators, so we really have no idea what they could want to talk about. maybe she wants to talk about talking. maybe she liked that thing you did with your tongue and she cant wait for you to show her 3 best friends (highly unlikely, but hey...) maybe she wants to know if you think shes gained weight (steer so far clear of this conversation you wind up somewhere in Siberia, it will not fare well. that talk is like the talk about sexual history, it does NOTHING to help out a relationship. AVOID IT). but chances are, you are a fuckup and she wants to end things. that or she hooked up with a midget lastnight and is feeling guilty, wondering if you will forgive her.

so why do we cringe?
normally men tend to be the more laid back, the more easy going, as if nothing can affect them. it's true, we try not to let the little things bother us. but those 5 little words could take me to my knees quicker than a kick to the junk. especially because the women say it when they know they will be unavailable for hours and hours after. maybe they know what saying that, and letting us dwell on it can do, though probably not to the extent it really does. because then you have to worry about everything, from her being pregnant, to wanting to meet your parents, to wanting to go on a vacation, to wanting to get less serious, to wanting to see other people, to wanting to eat a ham sandwich and she just thought it would be best you knew. man, i hate those 5 fucking words.



here's another question. how do deaf people effectively argue? for example, i raise my voice. that is obviously out of the question. i assume they are using sign language, do they extend their fingers harder? ive been in arguments where the other person simply says "im not listening anymore" and blocks me out. that, also, seems like an uneffective option. even turning the head would be somewhat pointless. or does one just get fed up, and sit there, eyes closed, holding up his or her middle finger? i wonder.