Don't mess with electricity, it always wins.

I came home lastnight, really drunk. Go figure. I was alone too, my roomates were all still out and i was friggin exhausted from drinking too much. So I step into the house and all the power is out. I mean everything. Picture trying to fix this when you're hammered, alone, and your phone is dying and the only source of light you have left. Oh, and you just called your ex girlfriend that you haven't talked to in years because she was under the person's name you were actually trying to call. Excellent start.

I stumble down to the basement without killing myself, somehow, and check the circuits. They looked okay, but I (THOUGHT I) reset them all anyway to be sure. Nope no juice. Okay I'm hammered anyway guess it's bed time. No late night myspacing or pornography, very very sad drunk Dane. I fell going back up the steps also, I think twice. My shin hurts.

So this morning rolls around and some of the lights are on in the house. But not the important stuff like my AC, whatever. Now I'm pissed and cursing out the electrical company. I go downstairs, at least it's light out, but I'm hungover and can't see well. Check the circuits again, all lined up, okay whatever bedtime part deux.

Now it's getting late, half the lights are still on. I shed a tear because myspace is so far away and I start thinking about how to string extension cords to make this happen. Last trip to the circuit breaker I swear.

and then it hits me. Half the lights are on, because, genius, drunk, tired, can barely see Dane decided to flip half of the switches to the OFF POSITION. Yes, I am an idiot. Yes, it was funny, to me. And yes, NSTAR and I are about to have some makeup sex. SHOCKING, isn't it? OH, the puns. I'll never talk shit about electricity again.