Skinnys with Fatties, Part Deux

One female agrees, and asks why black guys always go for fat white chicks?
Well, I don't think it's just fat white chicks. It's anything with a fat ass, isn't it? It just so happens, that fat white chicks, are probably more likely to own or have constant access to a car. That is KEY. Also, there is a lot of pressure on the black male to have a huge penis. Because everyone expects him to have an anaconda, what happens if he only has a salamander? Well, find a fat chick, and she won't tell anyone. She's just glad to have the attention. Who is she to make fun of you? That bitch sweats just breathing!

Someone else asked about why hot guys are always with trashy girls. Well ladies, I have the secrets. Guys will fuck anything. ANYTHING. The problem with that is: it can lead to relationships. Sad but true. Sometimes forced into it as well, hot guys don't have to use condoms because they are really really ridiculously good looking (can you blame them?) and ugly babes just want the hope for attractive offspring, so they lie about being on birth control. Now, if you see a hot guy with an ugly girl at a BAR- I don't think I need to make a case here. Beer goggles help women to lose weight, it straightens out their teeth, enlarges their boobs, and makes the guy want to hump. And hump, and hump. My last theory is that ugly chicks are intentionally kinky in bed, because they have to be to keep a man around. So maybe she does this crazy thing where she can get the twig AND berries in her mouth, or she arches her back and does somersaults while on top.

Someone brought up the theory that it is based on evolution- that back in the day we were programmed, so to speak, to look for women with child bearing hips to screw so that we could continue our species. I have a few problems with this. Is there such thing as child bearing back fat? A child bearing badunkadunk? I say, if we can no longer hit our women over the head with a solid object, and drag her back to our cave for some one sided lovins, then I can't imagine I still seek out child bearing hips. That was the kind of romance I search for. Or the fact that perfume was invented because the church was afraid we were all fucking like jackrabbits, due to pheremones being secreted from our hoo hoo's and armpits and shit. Well, fuck all that. An overly sweaty bitch with armpit and cooch hair is no way to get me excited. So I don't buy it.